This letter has the potential to start the chain-reaction of financial implosion in the United States.
Ernst Stavro Bloviator was asked how people should prepare for the coming carnage and what would be a safe investment.
"Short the phonebook. It's too late to sell your overpriced Bainbridge real estate."
Further updates as time permits. The IER is busy preparing for CC-1 and will update this station as scheduling allows.
Until then, you are reminded to keep your crash helmet at the ready.
We now return you to the indecypherable display of fiscal incompetance that Wall Street/Washington has forced upon us.