Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Keep Your Hands Inside The Car - The Financial E-Ticket Ride Is About To Begin

Sources close to the situation indicate the Institute For Economic Reality is preparing to issue a CRASH-CON 1 rating.

This letter has the potential to start the chain-reaction of financial implosion in the United States.

Ernst Stavro Bloviator was asked how people should prepare for the coming carnage and what would be a safe investment.

"Short the phonebook. It's too late to sell your overpriced Bainbridge real estate."


Further updates as time permits. The IER is busy preparing for CC-1 and will update this station as scheduling allows.

Until then, you are reminded to keep your crash helmet at the ready.

We now return you to the indecypherable display of fiscal incompetance that Wall Street/Washington has forced upon us.

1 comment:

QUALITY STOCKS UNDER 4 DOLLARS said...

Where do we go from here.Who knows.